Little Thursday Humor

Hi I know I havn't posted in awhile.
Thought we could all use some humor
today though. However, only two because
they're so long. K?

#1

>Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each
>other outside the operating room.
>
>The first kid leans over and
>Asks, "What are you in here for?"
>
>The second kid says, "I'm in here to
>Get my tonsils out and I'm
>A little nervous."
>
>The first kid says,
>"You've got nothing to worry about. I had that Done when I was four.
>They put you to sleep, and when you wake up They give you lots of
>Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."
>
>The second kid then asks, "What
>Are you here for?"
>
>The first kid says, "A circumcision."
>
>"Whoa!", the
>Second kid replies. "Good luck buddy. I had that done When I was
born.
>Couldn't walk for a year."


#2

The $100 TATTOO
> Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda,
> says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
> Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo.
> "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you
> Get?"
> I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said
> proudly.
> "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, Shaking
> her head in disdain.
> "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar
> bill tattooed on his privates?"
> "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
> Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
> Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
> And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you
> can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks
> anytime you want."

> Larry is recovering in room 232 at John Hopkins
> Hospital
>
>

Happy Birthday NIk!!!!

Happy 4th Birthday Nik!!!!

We love you!

Christian, Adayn, Candace

When will it end?!?!

Ok I havn't posted in quite awhile
because of a snowball effect. First, my
computer crashed & didn't have internet
access for over two weeks. I lost my closest
friend, which I cry about everyday. Then my kids
got sick w/tonsillitis, bronchittis, then swimmers
ear. Mr man & I were supposed to start counseling
however we seperated. His mom is borderline pneumonia.
Which is critical w/her because she already is so fraile.
Now today I found out my dog of almost 14 years probaly
has cancer. We have to go to a specialist, the veternarian
couldn't even do the normal tests there because how abnormal
the mass is. We have to go get an ultrasound. He's lost 9 pounds in
11 mths.


When will everything be better? When will all the hurt stop?
When can I have one day without crying? Man it's so hard...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Happy Birthday Erin. I am a BAD, BAD MILF for not
posting this sooner. Hope you had a wonderful Birthday!

Little Thursday Humor

#1

Q: Why don't rabbits make noise when they fuck?
A: They have cotton balls.

#2

Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female drunk and passed out. Out of respect for the lady, the Cubs fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Red Sox fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Yankee fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.

The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Cubs cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Sox cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Yankees cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.

The Yankee fan was getting upset and finally asked, “What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?” “Well,” said the officer. “I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Yankees hat, I find an asshole.”

#3

Two young boys walk into a pharmacy and pick out a box of tampons. The man at the checkout counter asks the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," he replies. The man continues, "Do you know what these are used for?" The boy replies, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my little brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you can swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."


Hope you laughed a little.:)

Tink's T-shirt Tuesday

Today I thought I'd have a different subject.
My friends beautiful daughter Sidney.
Man she totally reminds me of myself
when I was younger. Thank goodness she's
better than I was.

Whatcha think you want one of these shirts?
Or do you want one for a co-worker or child?
LMAO...

Happy Easter!!!

Happy Easter from Texas


A new approach to decorating eggs

Hope you had a wonderful Easter no matter where you were, or
whom you were with. I hope Mr Cottontail gave you a visit.LOL